Thursday, October 04, 2007

THE ENGLISH(-SPEAKING) PATIENT

-what would you like for lunch?
-vegetarian.
-ok, i'll check the vegetarian lunch meal. and for dinner?
-vegetarian.
-yes, there are two vegi options for dinner.
-yes, the vegetarian.
-i think i got that...
-vegetarian.
-but which one?
-whatever you choose, babes
-excuse me?
-i said whatever you choose, babes
-i won't take that as sexual harassment... i'll assume you're irish
-and irish i am, babes.


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