THE ENGLISH(-SPEAKING) PATIENT

-what would you like for lunch?
-vegetarian.
-ok, i'll check the vegetarian lunch meal. and for dinner?
-vegetarian.
-yes, there are two vegi options for dinner.
-yes, the vegetarian.
-i think i got that...
-vegetarian.
-but which one?
-whatever you choose, babes
-excuse me?
-i said whatever you choose, babes
-i won't take that as sexual harassment... i'll assume you're irish
-and irish i am, babes.


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έλεος ρε πούστη μου έλεος

πάει και η κριαρίνα.

αν είναι δυνατόν. εμπνεύστηκε από τα δικά μου μεγαλεία και αποφάσισε να τα παρατήσει όλα και να μετακομίσει στο περού. κάτι που σκεφτόταν καιρό και τώρα της έδωσα ΕΓΩ το παράδειγμα του τζαστ ντούιτ. έλεος. γιατί δεν τονε κρατάω τον στόμα μου γιατί (γαμώ τον τοξότη μου γαμώ γαμώ)


σάμ μπάντι σουτ μι και μου άρεσε και ήτνα τέλεια τέλεια τέλεια (μα σε όλα ομως;;) μήπως να μετακομίσω κι εγώ στο περού;


ή να περάσουμε στη σκορπίνα. (ρόδα είναι και γυρίζει)

είπαμε θεά μου να μου κάτσουνε μεν, αλλά να κάτσουνε κιόλας! τί μου τις παίρνεις μετά την πρώτη καλημέρα;;

tra la la tra la lo

το ελκάκι μας τελείωσε (τα παρελειπόμενα δεν έχουν σημασία, αφού μας τελείωσε) μας το φάγαν οι τσίτσιδες οι γοργόνες στην κοπεγχάγη. έτσι είναι ταιριάζουν και ηλικιακά τα μνημεία.

δεν πειράζει νά ναι καλά το κορίτσι (εδώ γελάνε)

τρα λα λααααααααα

είμαι λίγο στα σύννεφα, διότι υπάρχει άλλη (ναι, ρε, κιόλας!!!)
και μου αρέσει και πιο πολύ!!! (κριός γαρ η κοπελιά, άντε να αισθανθούμε λίγο γυναίκα σε αυτό το ρημαδομπλόγκι)

φτου φτου φτου

φτύστε καλέ κι εσείς τί το τσιγκουνεύεστε

what made my day


family, really

momma telling me I'm on her top ten list of blessings (not that i didnt know but it's still nice to hear that)

and dad turns 50 today

lol

Gabrielle and Xena don't get 'it'

by Danielle
DanniYell@aol.com

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FADE IN -

EXT. FOREST - DAY

Xena sits astride Argo. Gabrielle walks alongside, leaning heavily on her staff like a cane.

GABRIELLE
Ow.

XENA
What?

GABRIELLE
My back is still killing me from all that dancing and flying. I didn't know I could get my body into so many different positions.

XENA (to herself)
Neither did I.
(to Gabrielle)
Why don't you ride up with me for awhile?

GABRIELLE
(stops, her face in total concentration)
You know, Xena, I've been hearing this rumor about us, since last season, that a lot of people think we're lesbians.

XENA
(hoists Gabrielle up behind her in the saddle)
Why would they think that?
(wraps Gabrielle's arms around her waist)
Hold on tight. Very tight - you don't want to fall.

GABRIELLE
(she does)
I think it's because no matter how many guys I flirt with or try to kiss, or even MARRY, for the gods' sakes, and no matter how many guys YOU sleep with -

XENA
-ONE, okay? I slept with ONE guy since the series started and he was DEAD!

GABRIELLE
Well, no matter what, WE always end up riding off into the sunset together. And we do fit the classic butch-femme stereotype.

XENA
Who are you calling femme?

GABRIELLE
But otherwise, I don't get it. Since I've known you, I can't remember ever doing anything that could be construed as *sexual innuendo*, can you?
(she moves the hair back from Xena's neck and touches the TWO BITE MARKS that are there)
Oh, are these still here?

XENA
I don't see it either.
(perks up)
Ssshhh, I hear something.
(an ARROW whizzes by them, Xena puts a STRONG hand on Gabrielle's knee)
Stay on the horse.

Xena flips off Argo and lands on the ground. Meanwhile, more ARROWS whiz through the air. Gabrielle raises her staff and gets one.

GABRIELLE
Xena, I did it again, look! Look! I got an arr -
(more arrows fly by and manage to slice up Gabrielle's tank top so that it reveals EVEN MORE SKIN)
Uh oh. I was wondering how the writers were going to get rid of more of my clothes.

XENA
Get down, NOW!!!

Xena hits Argo on the rump, causing the horse to rear and Gabrielle flies off - landing INTO XENA'S ARMS comfortably.

XENA
(holding onto Gabrielle)
You know, I personally don't see how we COULD be lesbians. I mean, everyone knows how cold and unaffectionate I am. -Well, except when I'm feeling guilty, or we're in the middle of a dangerous situation.

Xena throws Gabrielle to the ground just as as ARROW almost gets them. She lies right on top of Gabrielle, shielding her as arrows continue to fly.

GABRIELLE
And don't forget the times when I nearly get killed. You're pretty affectionate in those, too.

XENA
(still on top of Gabrielle) Oh, right. Those are when I get to touch your shoulder or put my arm around you briefly.

The ARROWS stop coming, but now Xena notices a STAMPEDE of men on horses approaching. She whips her head around - WHOOSH, WHOOSH - and spies a bush nearby.

GABRIELLE
All I know is that these lesbian rumors seem way unfounded.

XENA
You're right.
(wraps her arms around Gabrielle's body)
Stay close.

Xena rolls them to safety under the bush as the STAMPEDE RUSHES BY. Now, Gabrielle's on top, straddling Xena, staring into her eyes, an inch away from her face.

XENA
(whispers)
Don't move.

GABRIELLE
(still staring at Xena)
Okay, well, maybe we have a *little* chemistry. I wonder if they cast us like this on purpose.
(feels something with a hidden hand)
-Hey Xena, is that a - muscle?

XENA
(notices the coast is clear)
I think we can get up now. Gabrielle? Gabrielle, you can get off me now.

GABRIELLE
(still staring at her)
Oh! Oh, right.
(scrambles over Xena, body parts touching)
Sorry, AGAIN. I always seem to be in this position with you.

They get out from under the bush. Xena stands up and notices Gabrielle's new tiny t-shirt look.

XENA
Have you been gaining weight? - I mean, we better go, it's getting late.

They begin walking. Gabrielle stops.

GABRIELLE
By the way, Xena, thanks again for saving my life.

XENA
(touches her shoulder)
What are friends for?
(removes her hand quickly)

GABRIELLE
Friends, right....friends....You know, Xena, if we WERE lesbians, now that we're on the subject and all, there'd be this weird sexual tension between us all the time. And there isn't, is there? I mean, fine, I admit it - you're more beautiful than Aphrodite...sexier than Tartarus...and those eyes...

Gabrielle swallows, staring at Xena.

XENA
(staring at Gabrielle)
I always meant to tell you, I'd die for your abs...And the way you handle that staff...

They stare at each other for a LONG BEAT. Almost, almost - THEN THEY TURN AWAY.

XENA
But I am cold and unaffectionate.

GABRIELLE
And I'm boy crazy.

They turn back to each other.

XENA & GABRIELLE
Aren't I?

SUDDENLY, THEY KISS, making out for a full minute before they have to pull apart to catch their breath.

GABRIELLE
(looking around)
Did anyone see us? We'll be cancelled!

XENA
Nah, they'll edit that part out. Good thing I know Avicus.

GABRIELLE
(they continue walking)
What's going to happen to us now, Xena?

XENA
(slakes an arm around Gabrielle's shoulders)
We always have commercials...

FADE OUT-

ένα έχω μόνο να πω

ROFL

every woman should know....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

a youth she's content to leave behind....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,

and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

a feeling of control over her destiny...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to fall in love without losing herself..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to quit a job,

break up with a lover,

and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that she can't change the length of her calves,

the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it’s over...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

whom she can trust,

whom she can't,

and why she shouldn't take it personally...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

where to go...

be it to her best friend's kitchen table...

or a charming inn in the woods...

when her soul needs soothing...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she can and can't accomplish in a day...

a month...and a year...




Maya Angelou

for alienlover

gespräche, oder wer bringst dich zum lachen?

die beste freundin natürlich, nur sie kann's, wenn mich meine neurosen heimsuchen... (seit letztem wochenende zu gast)

"ach, komm schatz, wir machen uns schöne pläne für oktober und alles wird bestens!!!..."

(an dieser stelle denk ich schon an ein wellness wochenende, berlin oder london kurzreise, film-marathon auf dem sofa, durch das wohnzimmer in die luft springen und schauen ob wir noch stabil landen, ich mixe die farben und sie malt... egal, halt zusammen sein und unser ding tun...)

"... melden wir uns gemeinsam für eine lobotomie an!!"





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aber ich würd dich nachher immer noch lieben

θα μας φύγει, θα ξανάρθει, κι όλο πάλι απ την αρχή...

Μη μιλάς άλλο γι' αγάπη
η αγάπη είναι παντού
στη καρδιά μας στη ματιά μας
τρώει τα χείλη τρώει το νου
όταν θα' χωμε υποφέρει
καλημέρα θα μας πεί
θα μας φύγει θα ξανάρθει
κι όλο πάλι απ' την αρχή

η μαμά μου θέλει το σιντί του δώρο!!!

I love the new generation

On second thoughts... it's MY generation

πεθαίνω πεθαίνω πεθαίνω

τί βρίσκει κανείς στο γιουτιούμπι

http://www.hersbandandwife.com

πολύ θά θελα να μάθω τί αυγά του καθαρίζουνε κι έχει πάθει κρίση ο τύπος!!!

έχω χαλαστεί πολύ

είχα ένα σιντί, με μαζεμένα τραγούδια του #πρίγκηπα#, από κάποιο περιοδικό, νομίζω ήταν από το μετρό, ή κάτι ανάλογο. όλα τα γνωστά πάνω κάτω, ίσως ήταν και κάποια σπάνια μέσα, σιντί-αφιέρωμα τέλοσπάντων. είχε θυμάμαι και μια συμμετοχή σε μια συναυλία του μαρκόπουλου, που τραγούδαγε στο #οροπέδιο#, και σου σηκωνόταν η τρίχα.

δεν μπορώ να το βρω, έχω χαλαστεί πάρα, πάρα πολύ. μπορει να το είχα αφήσει και στην ελλάδα δλδ, οπότε φέξε μου και γλίστρισα, ποιος ξέρει την τύχη του πλέον.

γαμώτο. τρελαίνομαι όταν χάνω μουσική, και μάλιστα που δεν μπορώ να ξαναβρώ.

Canto per chi non ha fortuna canto per me
canto per rabbia questa luna contro di te
contro chi e ricco e non lo sa
chi sporchera la verita cammino e canto
la rabbia che mi fa

Penso a tanta gente nell'oscurita
alla solitudine della citta
penso alle illusioni dellumanita
tutte le parole che ripetera

Canto per chi non ha fortuna canto per me
canto per rabbia questa luna contro di te
canto a quel sole che verra tramontera rinascera
alle illusioni alla rabbia che mi fa

Penso a tanta gente nell'oscurita
alla solitudine della citta
penso alle illusioni dellumanita
tutte le parole che ripetera

Canto per chi non ha fortuna canto per me
canto per rabbia questa luna contro di te
canto a quel sole che verra tramontera rinascera
alle illusioni alla rabbia che mi fa

So how is the weather?

Imagine me and you I do

I think about you day and night

It's only right

To think about the girl you love

And hold her tight

So happy together

If I should call you up invest a dime

And you say you belong to me

And ease my mind

Imagine how the world could be

So very fine

So happy together

I can see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice

It had to be

The only one for me is you

And you for me

So happy together

I can see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life 

το βιντεάκι καμία σχέση απλά είχε τον ίδιο τίτλο και μου άρεσε και δεν μου άρεσαν τα άλλα βιντεάκια

σήμερα ξύπνησα κρυωμένη

λογικό, αφού στον ύπνο μου είχα πάει για βουτιές στη λίμνη γεναριάτιακα και έκανe ένα ψοφόκρυο....